Duchess Adu Von ClockenJoken of Kazooland

Not only am I losing friends I’ve known for so long, I’m losing way too much weight and I’m getting sicker

I’m scared

*gets blocked by two of my online friends*

I uh…alright…

decayingdean:

how is he doing this

irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

equality-pixie:

fennecwolfox:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I remember my sister did the ‘are we gonna have to cut it off?’ to her daughter once and my niece looked her dead in the eye and said ‘Get the saw, mother.’

Me and my brother-in-law lost it.

Hahahaha oh my god that’s perfect!

colbaltwires:

Look what I found

colbaltwires:

Look what I found

amuseoffirebane:

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

atom-child:

Steam Powered Giraffe Russian Fandom 
Thadeus Becile

YOU DID NOT

you know wha t

im done

im done goodbye

fuckiTY BYE

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nO FCUBK YOU I M G ON E

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DAR E Y O U

my feelings on this have not changed

shit-me-sideways:

What the FUCK is this

shit-me-sideways:

What the FUCK is this

boaillustration:

I wanted to bring something small to MCM Expo to hand out to people, so I drew my favourite Yog Minecraft series in one picture.
If you see me at MCM, ask me for a postcard! As long as I have any left, I am giving them away.

boaillustration:

I wanted to bring something small to MCM Expo to hand out to people, so I drew my favourite Yog Minecraft series in one picture.

If you see me at MCM, ask me for a postcard! As long as I have any left, I am giving them away.